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An animal scientist makes a huge announcement that has had taught a frog to speak.

edit: sorry for title typo Word gets around a huge crowd of scientists, journalists and excited people from around the globe to a convention where he demonstrates his incredible discovery. "I will now show you all this frog can indeed talk and not only that but answer any question!" he annouces "I asked myself the question in my lab and before I could google it the frog answered it for me!" The crowd cheers and the scientist leans over to the frog with the microphone and speaks. "What is the front page of the internet?" The frog croaks: "Red-dit!"

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